I'm back at work now, but it sure was an eventful week off. Pictured above is my new son, taken at eight days old. This little monster came out at nigh on 9.5lbs, and he has been keeping us very busy ever since because he never stops eating. It may sound like hyperbole, but come around the house and see. It's absurd.
So there you have it. I'm just a proud new dad and wanted to share this with the internet at large. And, really, how could I pass up the opportunity to make such a punny title?